One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage
after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
short
distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The
peace
and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in
his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
What
are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start
at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

So True! :)

I love it!

That made my day! Really funny

Cute story Mel.

Always loved this "fishing tale." :):)